Observations

As a good friend of mine once said, "Let me have 2 minutes of your life"...
Time for some observations:

Thai people eat with a fork and a spoon...ALWAYS.  They think I'm weird for only using a fork.
There is no road rage at all despite all the 'cutting off' that goes on.
Driving is more of a fluid dance on the road.
Motorcycles use the space between cars to travel.  They do not stay in a lane...EVER.  Motorcyclists are always the first to roar away when the light turns green.  It sounds like a pack of Hells Angles riding through the intersection.
'Girly-boys' are everywhere.  They get their estrogen from eating a specific kind of banana.
Toilet paper is only used to dry off the neither regions after using a hose (looks like a vegetable sprayer with a long hose) to wash the aforementioned area.
Chain of respect: The King, Monks, TEACHERS. 
People are really friendly. 
They don't believe us when we say we are from Bangkok.  Would you??
Young people are very immature and dependent upon their families far longer than Western 'young'uns'.  I think this is a disservice.
Anywhere you go, taxis will quote "400 baht."  If you know better, you can negotiate a more reasonable rate.